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It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin’s expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that’s needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories…
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the franklin expedition is dead as hell
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Disgraceful thing to say but I’d expect nothing less from a M*lville fan
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I’m normal now. Check your walls y'all
#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn’t even that good by dickens standards tbh
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🎨 asherbrowndurand
Just painted this
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RIP Napoleon… you may have been unable to conquer Alexander’s Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander’s bed
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HERITAGE POST
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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol
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poets just aren’t dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/
#as useless and degenerate as i find ‘the living poets’ and i’m glad we’re finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect
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I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling
📜 bartlebi-thescrivener
i think i hauve consumption
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🐋 whaler4life
They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME
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I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we “evolved” from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you’ll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense
#sure there’s nuance like i don’t fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo
Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i’m going to assume you’re a phrenologist
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It’s not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. Anyway #rochestersweep
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I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened
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And? God forbid women do anything
#why’d you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i’m not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon
#i know dickens hasn’t technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH
#this installment!!! im– #dickensposting #i can’t fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD….
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⭐️ newamerican
Hi guys sorry I haven’t been posting lately it’s been so difficult getting to California 💀 I’m finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I’ll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol
the fucked up thing about going “the children think of the children” in the face of genocide is that sparing the children only is STILL GENOCIDE. think of native americans families who were torn apart, think of vietnamese and korean children shipped to the usa for adoption- the survivors are only given a chance because they can be more easily assimilated, wiped of everything their parents cared for. You need to give a fuck about the women and the men, you need to give a fuck about their culture, or I don’t believe that you are really standing against genocide.
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
